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| Pos | Name | Age | Experience | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Manager | Stretch Armstrong | 69 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Lucas Arnold | 58 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Josh Bane | 50 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Borey Barflett | 54 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Peko Bear | 55 | 16 | |
| Team Trainer | Kennie Bethea | 64 | 16 | |
| Manager | Bunting Bidoof | 54 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Fuhaine Bin Payde | 57 | 0 | |
| Manager | Pedro Blanco | 45 | 9 | |
| Manager | Throwing Bro | 59 | 20 | |
| Pitching Coach | LeJames Bron | 65 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Quinn Cholak | 58 | 22 | |
| General Manager | Julian Confer | 51 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Alfred Delia | 55 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Paulo Di Stephano Jr. | 64 | 21 | |
| General Manager | Outlaw Dipper | 55 | 18 | |
| Bench Coach | Bauer Elperro | 45 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Pat Fagan | 61 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Blake Faux Jr. | 55 | 16 | |
| Scouting Director | Mészáros Ferenc | 58 | 0 | |
| Manager | Jose Forty-Three Sr. | 57 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Matt Fox | 60 | 11 | |
| Bench Coach | Eddy Garr | 57 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Eddie George | 57 | 19 | |
| Bench Coach | Tony Gunk | 58 | 20 | |
| Team Trainer | Frank Hamlett | 45 | 0 | |
| Manager | Les Harm | 52 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Drew Hoffman | 62 | 12 | |
| Hitting Coach | Mayor Humdinger | 54 | 17 | |
| General Manager | Joe Idol | 50 | 16 | |
| Pitching Coach | DraftBust Jimbo | 54 | 19 | |
| Bench Coach | Giuseppe Jones | 55 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Larry Jones | 62 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Israel Kamunhaikukanyekeyhagan | 58 | 19 | |
| General Manager | Kaarlos Krashwagen | 56 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Rufin Kuczer | 58 | 5 | |
| Team Trainer | Andres Lucantoni | 59 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Horace Lynch | 52 | 19 | |
| Base Coach | McLovin Jr. | 37 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Bo Mcoy | 51 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Antonio Melendrez | 60 | 1 | |
| Hitting Coach | Amelia Milligen | 47 | 3 | |
| Pitching Coach | Woe Millis | 59 | 22 | |
| Pitching Coach | Dion Mitchell | 43 | 12 | |
| Base Coach | Jon Montroy | 62 | 21 | |
| Base Coach | Jeff Newman | 54 | 8 | |
| Hitting Coach | Muckers O'Houlihan | 60 | 0 | |
| Manager | Jake Obermueller | 60 | 0 | |
| Manager | Acardboardcutout Ofmarianorivera | 61 | 23 | |
| Bench Coach | Jimmy Olsen | 59 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Mark Payne | 37 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Becky Quin | 56 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Luis Hyion Randall Jr. | 51 | 10 | |
| Hitting Coach | Logan Rayner | 49 | 0 | |
| Manager | K. Ren | 51 | 12 | |
| Manager | Mojo Rizing | 52 | 0 | |
| Manager | Hector Rocha | 41 | 2 | |
| Pitching Coach | Tyler Rogalski | 52 | 7 | |
| Bench Coach | John Smoltz III | 60 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Chris Smoove | 58 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Sawyer Stern | 61 | 25 | |
| Hitting Coach | Theophilus Suidaht | 60 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Stu Sullivan | 51 | 12 | |
| Scouting Director | Giovani Sánchez | 60 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | LuBobs Tattoo | 56 | 22 | |
| Pitching Coach | Mitch the T-Rex | 59 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Nate Thedford | 43 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Cory Thompson | 55 | 5 | |
| Pitching Coach | Walter Thompson | 60 | 27 | |
| Manager | Rainbow Trout | 47 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Nick Trowbridge | 67 | 13 | |
| Bench Coach | Threes Twos | 36 | 3 | |
| Scouting Director | Gabriel Valdez | 64 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Cole Von Cole | 56 | 21 | |
| Team Trainer | Jeff Vonderau | 40 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Kasey Vyda | 48 | 4 | |
| General Manager | Kris Wakabayashi | 48 | 8 | |
| Manager | Zach Washington | 59 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | W.R. Wolf | 57 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Pat Yoder | 63 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Brodie Zweig | 56 | 19 |
