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Chicken Injured While Installing Fixture at Home Thursday, August 6th , 2076 Indianapolis starting pitcher and novice do-it-yourselfer Calm Chicken will miss up to a week of action after suffering a thumb contusion while attempting to install a bathroom fixture. "I never was much of a handyman," joked Chicken. "I'm not sure what I was thinking." According to Chicken, he was preparing to install a new sink in his guest bathroom when the fixture slipped and mashed his right thumb. "Yeah, it was probably even more painful than it sounds. I was afraid my entire hand was broken for a moment. Luckily, the x-rays came back negative and I should be back in about a week." |
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