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| Pos | Name | Age | Experience | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pitching Coach | Albert -Einstein- | 65 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Christy Abbott | 52 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Jude Adams-Foster | 55 | 0 | |
| Manager | Lonnie Anderson | 57 | 0 | |
| Manager | Stretch Armstrong | 55 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Lucas Arnold | 44 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Red Arrow | 56 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Borey Barflett | 40 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Kennie Bethea | 50 | 16 | |
| Manager | Bunting Bidoof | 40 | 0 | |
| Manager | Ferran Bin Kadin | 55 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Fuhaine Bin Payde | 43 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Bobo Bones | 52 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Joaquín Castillo | 57 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Jake Christman | 54 | 1 | |
| Scouting Director | Daniel Collins | 55 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Julian Confer | 37 | 0 | |
| Manager | Chimp d'Zhu | 56 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Glyn Davies | 49 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Manifest Destiny | 60 | 0 | |
| Manager | Nero Esposito | 53 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Pat Fagan | 47 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Mészáros Ferenc | 44 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Josh Folkes | 53 | 6 | |
| Manager | Jose Forty-Three Sr. | 43 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Eddy Garr | 43 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Tormund Gingerbomb | 61 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Bingo Hammersmith | 57 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Drew Hoffman | 48 | 12 | |
| Hitting Coach | Hooligan Howard | 60 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Ilikeit IlikeitaBot | 61 | 0 | |
| Manager | JD Jacks | 61 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Big Jim | 51 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Alain Johns | 62 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Adrian Kaine | 62 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Rufin Kuczer | 44 | 5 | |
| Manager | Elliot Lefebvre | 57 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Andres Lucantoni | 45 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Tom McBride | 52 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | George McCormack | 53 | 7 | |
| General Manager | Mike McMichael | 54 | 3 | |
| General Manager | Bo Mcoy | 37 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Antonio Melendrez | 46 | 1 | |
| Scouting Director | Jag Melon | 56 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Chris Middleton | 53 | 9 | |
| Bench Coach | Mikey Mo | 49 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Fike Mranchet | 60 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Hugh Mungus | 57 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Sebastien Nimmy | 55 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Muckers O'Houlihan | 46 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Jimmy Olsen | 45 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Cal Otter | 62 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Lee Peterson | 54 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Seth Porter | 65 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Becky Quin | 43 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Bobby Ramirez | 64 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Mike Rives | 55 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Leo Robert | 62 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Chest Rockwell | 58 | 0 | |
| Manager | Kana Sasaki | 53 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | John Smoltz III | 47 | 0 | |
| Bench Coach | Bojan Starovic | 60 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Joshua Stevenson | 56 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Skyler Strobel | 53 | 0 | |
| Hitting Coach | Theophilus Suidaht | 46 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Cory Thompson | 41 | 5 | |
| Pitching Coach | Nick Torksy | 56 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Dinero Torres | 60 | 0 | |
| Manager | Indigo Trevino | 60 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Rickey Tucker | 53 | 0 | |
| Scouting Director | Gabriel Valdez | 50 | 0 | |
| Manager | Zack Vega | 58 | 0 | |
| Pitching Coach | Nick Voltz | 54 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Matt Voss | 57 | 13 | |
| Team Trainer | Brent Wallace | 52 | 0 | |
| Manager | Zach Washington | 45 | 0 | |
| General Manager | Chris Wilder | 60 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Smithsonian Xavier | 59 | 0 | |
| Base Coach | Pat Yoder | 49 | 0 | |
| Team Trainer | Joe York | 60 | 7 | |
| Team Trainer | Mike Zeledon | 52 | 0 |
