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Keeso Socks It to Firehawks, Cracks 5 Hits
Wednesday, August 30th , 2073
Today at PBE Bigger Strange Podcast Stadium: Home of the Waterpigeons, Jared Keeso put on an impressive display.

The Brew City Bears right fielder tagged California pitching for 5 hits in 6 at-bats, but his teammates were unable to capitalize on the spree and lost the game to the California Firehawks by the score of 10-8.

"The loss takes some of the joy out of it, but I'll take it," Keeso said. "5-for-6 ain't bad in any league."

Despite the terrific performance, the Bears manager was unwilling to offer the right fielder much praise, saying the "whole roster" is held accountable for losses.

"Jared told me 'Coach, I had 5 hits' and I said 'Well that's great, but it looks like we needed one more from you,'" manager said.

Jared Keeso grounded out in the 1st, singled in the 3rd, doubled in the 6th, singled in the 8th, singled in the 9th and doubled in the 12th.


On the season, Keeso is batting .265 with 9 home runs and 42 RBIs. He has played in 96 games.

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Red-Hot Wonder Scorches Wheelers
Tuesday, August 29th , 2073
One Hit Wonder put on a hitting clinic as the Chicago Kingpins dumped the Anchorage Wheelers, 19-7, at The Jose Forty-Three Stadium.

The Chicago second baseman made Anchorage defenders earn their pay, lashing Anchorage pitching for 5 hits in 5 at-bats in the game. He told BNN reporters after the game that his strategy was "just hit it where they pitched it."

"Too often I try too hard to pull the ball," Wonder said in his postgame press conference. "Today, I just went with the pitch."

One Hit Wonder singled in the 2nd, hit a three-run home run off Mac N Cheese in the 3rd, hit an RBI double in the 4th, hit a two-run single in the 5th and doubled in the 7th.

This year, Wonder is hitting .242 with 9 home runs and 46 RBIs in 95 games played. He also boasts an OBP of .287 with 20 walks and 31 runs scored.

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Weekly Team Power Rankings
Monday, August 28th , 2073
Here are the current team power rankings for Minor League PBE:

Teams (Total Points, Tendency):
1) Brew City Bears (126.9, o)
2) Anchorage Wheelers (113.4, +)
3) California Firehawks (101.6, -)
4) Louisville Lemurs (95.9, +)
5) Amarillo Armadillos (95.9, +)
6) Chicago Kingpins (95.9, -)
7) Florida Flamingos (93.6, --)
8) Kansas City Hepcats (84.2, o)
9) State College Swift Steeds (72.4, o)
10) Puerto Rico Ranas (20.2, o)
LEAGUE LEADERS AVG
Mortimer Dog - AMA
.344
2 J.B. Rainier BCB .332
2 Marsh Mellow BCB .332
4 Esteban Santos Garcia FLA .331
4 Gibson Doubleneck KC .331
LEAGUE LEADERS HR
Dee Fernandez Jr. - ANC
26
2 Esteban Santos Garcia FLA 25
3 Stetson Laramie ANC 22
4 Gator McGraw FLA 21
4 Duke NukesEm LL 21
LEAGUE LEADERS RBI
Dusty Greer - AMA
84
2 Mortimer Dog AMA 80
3 Gator McGraw FLA 74
4 Esteban Santos Garcia FLA 72
5 Gibson Doubleneck KC 71
LEAGUE LEADERS W
5 tied with
13
1 Jack Dupp BCB 13
1 Olli Erikkson LL 13
1 Stu Macher FLA 13
1 2 more tied with   13
LEAGUE LEADERS ERA
"Fire" Aaron Boone - BCB
1.68
2 Goro Shigeno CAL 1.86
3 Oskar Von Kautz CHI 2.69
4 Jack Dupp BCB 2.94
5 Scud Muffin ANC 3.01
LEAGUE LEADERS K
Animal Kingdom - FLA
143
2 Jack Dupp BCB 127
3 Jasper Windt AMA 125
4 Adam Whittom CAL 124
5 Joseph Mathys Hendry CHI 120
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STANDINGS
West Division W L PCT GB
Brew City Bears 63 33 .656 -
Anchorage Wheelers 57 39 .594 6.0
California Firehawks 56 40 .583 7.0
Amarillo Armadillos 51 45 .531 12.0
Kansas City Hepcats 45 51 .469 18.0
East Division W L PCT GB
Florida Flamingos 52 44 .542 -
Chicago Kingpins 51 45 .531 1.0
Louisville Lemurs 50 46 .521 2.0
State College Swift Steeds 40 56 .417 12.0
Puerto Rico Ranas 15 81 .156 37.0
YESTERDAY'S GAMES -
Away Team Home Team Result Time Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher
Anchorage Chicago 7-19 7:05 PM ET J.Hands (11-10, 3.36 ERA) M.Cheese (9-3, 4.65 ERA)
Louisville State College 6-3 7:05 PM ET W.Sadillo [BOT] (2-0, 2.80 ERA) B.Kitmaker (8-11, 6.02 ERA)
Florida Amarillo 10-4 7:05 PM ET T.Boat (8-10, 4.68 ERA) L.Gonzalez (9-10, 5.02 ERA)
Puerto Rico Kansas City 1-5 7:05 PM ET E.Monnington [BOT] (8-9, 3.58 ERA) R.Ribbit [BOT] (0-19, 6.22 ERA)
Brew City California 4-6 7:05 PM ET A.Whittom (10-5, 3.32 ERA) T.Pizzanator III (13-7, 4.10 ERA)
TODAY'S GAMES -
Away Team Home Team Time Starting Pitcher Away Team Starting Pitcher Home Team
Louisville (50-46, Road: 20-28) State College (40-56, Home: 22-26) 7:05 PM ET
Florida (52-44, Road: 24-27) Amarillo (51-45, Home: 28-23) 7:05 PM ET
Anchorage (57-39, Road: 25-23) Chicago (51-45, Home: 30-18) 7:05 PM ET
Brew City (63-33, Road: 32-16) California (56-40, Home: 30-18) 7:05 PM ET
Puerto Rico (15-81, Road: 7-44) Kansas City (45-51, Home: 25-26) 7:05 PM ET
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