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3 BOMBS FOR BAZOOKA SLOW
09/16/2072
 
3 Bombs for Bazooka Slow
Friday, June 17th , 2072
State College Swift Steeds bombardier Bazooka Slow set his sights on the stands and blasted three balls over the fence as his club took a 16-4 win over the Puerto Rico Ranas today.

"I guess you could say I was a good guesser today, especially on the last one," Slow told writers in the postgame press room. "I was ahead in the count, so I gambled that I'd get a certain pitch, and got all of it."

For the game, the State College designated hitter had 4 hits in 6 at-bats, drove in 5, and scored 4 runs.

Bazooka Slow singled in the 1st, grounded out in the 2nd, hit a two-run home run off Batting Practice in the 3rd, grounded out in the 5th, hit a solo-shot off Ranto Mune in the 7th and hit a two-run home run off Dr. LBG in the 8th.

Slow is batting at a .348 pace this season, picking up 65 hits in 187 at-bats with 13 home runs, 23 RBIs and 47 runs scored.
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