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5-HIT BLITZ BY CHILD
10/19/2069
 
5-Hit Blitz by Child
Friday, August 30th , 2069
Gnome Child of the Hepcats was unstoppable in today's 6-2 victory over the Puerto Rico Ranas at The Evil Dictator x Jose Forty-Three Best Friendship Ballpark. He battered them for 5 hits in 5 at-bats.

"Boy, I was on the mark today," said the Kansas City third baseman after the game. "I could see the ball real well. It's a great feeling to do this. And besides, 5-for-5 won't hurt your batting average like 0-for-5 will."

Gnome Child singled in the 1st, hit an RBI single in the 3rd, singled in the 5th, singled in the 7th and hit an RBI single in the 8th.

Child is batting .290 this season in 96 games with 13 home runs, 54 RBIs and 54 runs scored. He has 115 hits in 396 at-bats.

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