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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Turd Ferguson | 6th | Sean Unmoore | Tied for 1st | 1st |
| First Basemen | Adam Confused | 8th | Gator Moody | 6th | 7th |
| Second Basemen | Krish Gainz | 8th | Tied for 4th | 9th | |
| Third Basemen | Paddington Von Pippington | 6th | Jordan Hill | 2nd | 2nd |
| Shortstops | Y'shtola Rhul | 1st | Tied for 6th | 4th | |
| Left Fielders | Bazooka Slow | 4th | Dog Cam Now | 4th | 2nd |
| Center Fielders | Matthew T. Braun | 6th | Herbie Bananas | 4th | 4th |
| Right Fielders | Avery Acres | 4th | Tied for 3rd | 5th | |
| Starting Pitchers | Lucas Greep | 5th | Jackson Ramirez | Tied for 1st | 2nd |
| Relievers | Twain Teetoo [BOT] | 6th | Blain K'Spais [BOT] | 8th | 6th |
| Closers | Twain Teetoo [BOT] | 10th | Blain K'Spais [BOT] | 8th | 8th |
