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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Turd Ferguson | 2nd | Sean Unmoore | Tied for 1st | 1st |
| First Basemen | Aiala Pavo | 10th | Gator Moody | 5th | 6th |
| Second Basemen | Adam Confused | 6th | Tied for 3rd | 6th | |
| Third Basemen | Higashi Shizuka | 9th | Tied for 1st | 9th | |
| Shortstops | Y'shtola Rhul | 1st | Tied for 5th | 4th | |
| Left Fielders | Griffin Stone | 7th | C. Biscuit [BOT] | 3rd | 3rd |
| Center Fielders | Sebastien Primeau | 7th | Secra Teriat [BOT] | 3rd | 3rd |
| Right Fielders | Paddington Von Pippington | 3rd | Tied for 2nd | 4th | |
| Starting Pitchers | Nicky Vaseline | 8th | Hugh Belongwithme [BOT] | 9th | 8th |
| Relievers | Twain Teetoo [BOT] | 5th | Blain K'Spais [BOT] | 8th | 7th |
| Closers | Twain Teetoo [BOT] | 10th | Blain K'Spais [BOT] | 8th | 9th |
