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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Turd Ferguson | 4th | Sean Unmoore | Tied for 1st | 1st |
| First Basemen | Adam Confused | 6th | Adam Confused | Tied for 3rd | 6th |
| Second Basemen | Krish Gainz | 7th | Krish Gainz | 6th | 6th |
| Third Basemen | Paddington Von Pippington | 8th | Jordan Hill | 8th | 8th |
| Shortstops | Y'shtola Rhul | 1st | Tied for 8th | 8th | |
| Left Fielders | Bazooka Slow | 3rd | Bazooka Slow | Tied for 2nd | 3rd |
| Center Fielders | Matthew T. Braun | 4th | Matthew T. Braun | Tied for 1st | 3rd |
| Right Fielders | Avery Acres | 2nd | Avery Acres | Tied for 2nd | 2nd |
| Starting Pitchers | Lucas Greep | 1st | Lucas Greep | 5th | 1st |
| Relievers | Twain Teetoo [BOT] | 7th | Newt U Wertrouble [BOT] | 7th | 6th |
| Closers | Antonio Abner | 8th | Antonio Abner | 6th | 7th |
