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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Turd Ferguson | 4th | Sean Unmoore | Tied for 1st | 1st |
| First Basemen | Adam Confused | 7th | Gator Moody | 5th | 6th |
| Second Basemen | Krish Gainz | 7th | Tied for 4th | 7th | |
| Third Basemen | Paddington Von Pippington | 6th | Jordan Hill | 2nd | 2nd |
| Shortstops | Y'shtola Rhul | 1st | Tied for 6th | 4th | |
| Left Fielders | Tied for 9th | Dog Cam Now | 3rd | 9th | |
| Center Fielders | Matthew T. Braun | 6th | Herbie Bananas | 4th | 4th |
| Right Fielders | Avery Acres | 3rd | Tied for 3rd | 4th | |
| Starting Pitchers | Lucas Greep | 7th | Jackson Ramirez | Tied for 1st | 2nd |
| Relievers | Twain Teetoo [BOT] | 5th | Blain K'Spais [BOT] | 8th | 4th |
| Closers | Twain Teetoo [BOT] | 10th | Blain K'Spais [BOT] | 8th | 8th |
