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| Pitchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
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| Bearer, Spencer | SP | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 04/20/2054 | Unknown | USA | Switch | Left | 6' 8" | 240 lbs | - |
| Carter, Aoife | SP | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 04/20/2054 | Unknown | USA | Switch | Right | 5' 8" | 170 lbs | - |
| Nium, Ultra | SP | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 03/20/2053 | Brisbane | AUS | Left | Right | 6' 1" | 210 lbs | - |
| Vaseline, Nicky | SP | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/20/2053 | Phoenix | USA | Right | Right | 6' 2" | 200 lbs | - |
| Feet [BOT], Show | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 25 | 12/07/2048 | Havana | CUB | Left | Right | 6' 6" | 270 lbs | - |
| Itoff [BOT], Shaq | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 25 | 04/20/2049 | Tampa | USA | Right | Right | 6' 1" | 200 lbs | - |
| Justice, Scott | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 32 | 04/20/2042 | Detroit | USA | Right | Right | 6' 3" | 205 lbs | - |
| Mantics [BOT], Nero | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 01/01/2053 | Unknown | BRB | Left | Left | 6' 8" | 270 lbs | - |
| Teetoo [BOT], Twain | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 40 | 11/10/2033 | Sancti Spíritus | CUB | Left | Left | 6' 8" | 230 lbs | - |
| Wertrouble [BOT], Newt U | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 25 | 04/20/2049 | Unknown | CUB | Right | Right | 6' 4" | 235 lbs | - |
| Catchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ferguson, Turd | C | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/20/2053 | Hawaiian Beaches | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 225 lbs | - |
| Meister, Eve | C | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/17/2053 | Unknown | USA | Left | Right | 6' 0" | 175 lbs | - |
| Infielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pavo, Aiala | 1B | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/20/2053 | Windsor | CAN | Switch | Right | 5' 10" | 165 lbs | - |
| Confused, Adam | 2B | State College Swift Steeds | 23 | 04/20/2051 | Rome | ITA | Switch | Right | 6' 1" | 220 lbs | - |
| Gainz, Krish | 2B | State College Swift Steeds | 24 | 04/20/2050 | Toronto | CAN | Right | Right | 5' 11" | 185 lbs | - |
| Shizuka, Higashi | 3B | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 05/20/2053 | Kobe | JPN | Right | Right | 5' 9" | 185 lbs | - |
| Zoidberg, Dr. | 3B | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/20/2053 | New York | USA | Left | Right | 6' 1" | 210 lbs | - |
| Rhul, Y'shtola | SS | State College Swift Steeds | 32 | 04/20/2042 | Chicago | USA | Right | Right | 5' 6" | 160 lbs | - |
| Outfielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stone, Griffin | LF | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 08/21/2053 | Knoxville | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 2" | 205 lbs | - |
| Primeau, Sebastien | CF | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/10/2053 | Unknown | FRA | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 180 lbs | - |
| Von Pippington, Paddington | RF | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/20/2053 | Wakefield | ENG | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 210 lbs | - |
| Berry Jr, Andrew | DH | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 09/20/2053 | Oshkosh | USA | Left | Right | 6' 4" | 200 lbs | - |
