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| Pitchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
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| Greep, Lucas | SP | State College Swift Steeds | 21 | 04/20/2052 | Rio de Janeiro | BRA | Left | Left | 5' 7" | 170 lbs | - |
| Vaseline, Nicky | SP | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 04/20/2053 | Phoenix | USA | Right | Right | 6' 2" | 200 lbs | - |
| Feet [BOT], Show | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 24 | 12/07/2048 | Havana | CUB | Left | Right | 6' 6" | 270 lbs | - |
| Itoff [BOT], Shaq | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 24 | 04/20/2049 | Tampa | USA | Right | Right | 6' 1" | 200 lbs | - |
| Justice, Scott | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 31 | 04/20/2042 | Detroit | USA | Right | Right | 6' 3" | 205 lbs | - |
| Mantics, Nero | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 01/01/2053 | Unknown | BRB | Left | Left | 6' 8" | 270 lbs | - |
| Teetoo [BOT], Twain | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 39 | 11/10/2033 | Sancti Spíritus | CUB | Left | Left | 6' 8" | 230 lbs | - |
| Wertrouble [BOT], Newt U | RP | State College Swift Steeds | 24 | 04/20/2049 | Unknown | CUB | Right | Right | 6' 4" | 235 lbs | - |
| Catchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ferguson, Turd | C | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 04/20/2053 | Hawaiian Beaches | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 225 lbs | - |
| Infielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Confused, Adam | 1B | State College Swift Steeds | 22 | 04/20/2051 | Rome | ITA | Switch | Right | 6' 1" | 220 lbs | - |
| Gainz, Krish | 2B | State College Swift Steeds | 23 | 04/20/2050 | Toronto | CAN | Right | Right | 5' 11" | 185 lbs | - |
| Pavo, Aiala | 2B | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 04/20/2053 | Windsor | CAN | Switch | Right | 5' 10" | 165 lbs | - |
| Von Pippington, Paddington | 3B | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 04/20/2053 | Wakefield | ENG | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 210 lbs | - |
| Zoidberg, Dr. | 3B | State College Swift Steeds | 20 | 04/20/2053 | New York | USA | Left | Right | 6' 1" | 210 lbs | - |
| Rhul, Y'shtola | SS | State College Swift Steeds | 31 | 04/20/2042 | Chicago | USA | Right | Right | 5' 6" | 160 lbs | - |
| Outfielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Braun, Matthew T. | CF | State College Swift Steeds | 22 | 04/20/2051 | Whitehall | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 2" | 150 lbs | - |
| Acres, Avery | RF | State College Swift Steeds | 23 | 04/20/2050 | Atlanta | USA | Right | Right | 6' 3" | 205 lbs | - |
| Agrippa, Cassius | RF | State College Swift Steeds | 24 | 04/20/2049 | Asheville | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 220 lbs | - |
