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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Lestat de Lioncourt | 2nd | Lestat de Lioncourt | 7th | 7th |
| First Basemen | Bill Slamsquatch | 3rd | Bill Slamsquatch | 3rd | 3rd |
| Second Basemen | Stick Man | 2nd | Stick Man | 2nd | 2nd |
| Third Basemen | Walter Walterson | 2nd | Walter Walterson | 6th | 6th |
| Shortstops | Rob Cena IV | 8th | Rob Cena IV | 8th | 8th |
| Left Fielders | Palin Drome | 3rd | Palin Drome | 2nd | 1st |
| Center Fielders | Kries Von Kriestalhauser | 1st | Kries Von Kriestalhauser | 2nd | 2nd |
| Right Fielders | Brent Goldberg | 3rd | Brent Goldberg | 6th | 6th |
| Starting Pitchers | Guess Who | 5th | Guess Who | 4th | 5th |
| Relievers | Garlic Bread | 3rd | UNUNUN AWOOOOOOORXT | 8th | 5th |
| Closers | Amos Rich | 5th | UNUNUN AWOOOOOOORXT | 5th | 5th |
