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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Lestat de Lioncourt | 5th | Lestat de Lioncourt | 7th | 8th |
| First Basemen | Bill Slamsquatch | 1st | Bill Slamsquatch | 4th | 2nd |
| Second Basemen | Mortimer Dog | 6th | Mortimer Dog | 1st | 3rd |
| Third Basemen | Dusty Greer | 7th | Dusty Greer | 7th | 7th |
| Shortstops | Marcus Otatop | 4th | Marcus Otatop | 3rd | 3rd |
| Left Fielders | Cianán Muirchertach | 8th | Austin Sanders | 2nd | 4th |
| Center Fielders | Rob Cena IV | 9th | Rob Cena IV | 9th | 9th |
| Right Fielders | Firefly Boy | 3rd | Firefly Boy | 7th | 7th |
| Starting Pitchers | Barto O'Colon | 7th | Oil Can Sampson | 5th | 6th |
| Relievers | Garlic Bread | 2nd | UNUNUN AWOOOOOOORXT | 9th | 9th |
| Closers | Zoe D'yak | 7th | Oil Can Sampson | 8th | 7th |
