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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catchers | BIG RED ROCK EATER | 15th | Tied for 2nd | 15th | |
| First Basemen | Walker Texas-Ranger | 12th | Tied for 4th | 15th | |
| Second Basemen | Hulk Savage | 14th | Tied for 4th | 15th | |
| Third Basemen | Barry Allen | 13th | Tied for 3rd | 15th | |
| Shortstops | Sean Carrcrash | 8th | Tied for 1st | 8th | |
| Left Fielders | Link Althouse | 14th | Tied for 2nd | 14th | |
| Center Fielders | Sobert Randberg | 9th | Tied for 1st | 9th | |
| Right Fielders | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Snek | 14th | Tied for 3rd | 15th | |
| Starting Pitchers | Iceman | 16th | Oilohnroc Yttef | 2nd | 5th |
| Relievers | Iceman | 4th | Oilohnroc Yttef | 2nd | 1st |
| Closers | Iceman | 8th | Oilohnroc Yttef | 3rd | 3rd |
