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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Atlas Bones | 21 | C | 45 | 31 | 32 | 50 | 43 |
| Gnome Child | 22 | 3B | 59 | 30 | 60 | 30 | 45 |
| Randy Colón | 21 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Hoy Four | 22 | CF | 49 | 40 | 58 | 34 | 40 |
| Stuart Hooker | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Jose Jakob Jingleheimer Schmidt | 38 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Sydney Johnson | 20 | RF | 40 | 30 | 36 | 41 | 30 |
| A.J. Justice | 21 | 1B | 60 | 35 | 73 | 30 | 50 |
| Definitelynot Kevinchoate | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Juan Legacypoint | 42 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Ford Lincoln-Mercury | 22 | LF | 53 | 35 | 70 | 40 | 40 |
| Dennis Martinez | 20 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Bookie Metts | 20 | 2B | 36 | 25 | 25 | 30 | 30 |
| Hurri Quake | 20 | C | 30 | 30 | 20 | 30 | 30 |
| Robin Quincy | 24 | RF | 53 | 30 | 40 | 40 | 45 |
| Bennie Rocker | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Luke Sidaway | 21 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Les Skoden | 21 | SS | 43 | 40 | 40 | 50 | 45 |
| Biggus Tittious Smittious | 22 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Anthony Stover | 20 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chris T-Shirtcutter | 20 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Cason Warwick | 22 | DH | 29 | 35 | 65 | 30 | 20 |
| Kanye West | 23 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Randy Colón | 21 | RP | 59 | 53 | 73 | 91-93 Mph | 11 |
| Stuart Hooker | 24 | SP | 46 | 49 | 50 | 91-93 Mph | 50 |
| Jose Jakob Jingleheimer Schmidt | 38 | RP | 54 | 46 | 40 | 93-95 Mph | 15 |
| Definitelynot Kevinchoate | 29 | RP | 54 | 48 | 60 | 91-93 Mph | 11 |
| Juan Legacypoint | 42 | RP | 52 | 44 | 50 | 91-93 Mph | 50 |
| Dennis Martinez | 20 | RP | 60 | 45 | 51 | 90-92 Mph | 22 |
| Bennie Rocker | 24 | RP | 56 | 46 | 44 | 93-95 Mph | 50 |
| Luke Sidaway | 21 | SP | 48 | 45 | 55 | 93-95 Mph | 50 |
| Biggus Tittious Smittious | 22 | SP | 58 | 50 | 60 | 94-96 Mph | 50 |
| Anthony Stover | 20 | SP | 46 | 50 | 60 | 91-93 Mph | 50 |
| Chris T-Shirtcutter | 20 | RP | 54 | 48 | 60 | 91-93 Mph | 11 |
| Kanye West | 23 | RP | 59 | 47 | 46 | 93-95 Mph | 10 |
