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| Pitchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
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| Adkins, Taylor | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2047 | Spokane | USA | Right | Right | 5' 8" | 160 lbs | - |
| Dion II, Michael | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Austin | USA | Right | Right | 6' 3" | 225 lbs | - |
| Rocker, Bennie | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2046 | Ft. Worth | USA | Right | Right | 6' 1" | 235 lbs | - |
| Smittious, Biggus Tittious | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Toronto | CAN | Right | Right | 6' 4" | 195 lbs | - |
| Hooker, Stuart | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2046 | Baltimore | USA | Right | Left | 6' 6" | 210 lbs | - |
| Jakob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Jose | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 36 | 12/07/2031 | Brooklyn | USA | Right | Left | 6' 6" | 200 lbs | - |
| Kevinchoate, Definitelynot | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 27 | 01/01/2041 | Dallas | USA | Left | Left | 6' 8" | 230 lbs | - |
| Legacypoint, Juan | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 40 | 10/29/2027 | Toronto | CAN | Left | Left | 6' 4" | 200 lbs | - |
| Mckinley, Skinster | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 23 | 04/20/2045 | Buffalo | USA | Right | Right | 6' 7" | 280 lbs | - |
| O'Reily, Jose | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 24 | 04/20/2044 | Boston | USA | Right | Right | 6' 8" | 180 lbs | - |
| West, Kanye | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2047 | Seattle | USA | Right | Right | 6' 2" | 200 lbs | - |
| Catchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ransome, James | C | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2047 | Sydney | AUS | Switch | Right | 5' 11" | 165 lbs | - |
| Warwick, Cason | C | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Toronto | CAN | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 150 lbs | - |
| World Eater, Angron | C | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Unknown | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 225 lbs | - |
| Infielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ekimkcenrehteal, Ekimkcenrehteal | 1B | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 01/01/2048 | Toronto | CAN | Switch | Left | 6' 4" | 225 lbs | - |
| Lincoln-Mercury, Ford | 1B | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Detroit | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 225 lbs | - |
| Kills, Speed | 2B | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Detroit | USA | Left | Right | 5' 9" | 180 lbs | - |
| Sparrow, Jack | 2B | Kansas City Hepcats | 24 | 04/20/2044 | Chicago | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 3" | 210 lbs | - |
| Child, Gnome | 3B | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Unknown | USA | Right | Right | 6' 3" | 225 lbs | - |
| Slobberknocker, Jabberwockey | SS | Kansas City Hepcats | 35 | 06/22/2033 | Montreal | CAN | Switch | Right | 5' 10" | 180 lbs | - |
| Outfielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quincy, Robin | LF | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2046 | London | ENG | Left | Left | 6' 1" | 200 lbs | - |
| Four, Hoy | CF | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2048 | Stockholm | SWE | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 160 lbs | - |
| Lavenski, David | RF | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2046 | Chicago | USA | Right | Right | 6' 4" | 225 lbs | - |
| Getz, Joe | DH | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2047 | Cleveland | USA | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 195 lbs | - |
