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| Pitchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
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| Ridgeford, Antone | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2051 | Tampa | USA | Right | Left | 6' 0" | 205 lbs | - |
| Sidaway, Luke | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2049 | Cleveland | USA | Right | Right | 6' 2" | 180 lbs | - |
| Smittious, Biggus Tittious | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 23 | 04/20/2048 | Toronto | CAN | Right | Right | 6' 4" | 195 lbs | - |
| Stover, Anthony | SP | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2050 | LaPlace | USA | Right | Left | 6' 5" | 250 lbs | - |
| Casmyl, Bajigy | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2051 | Tampa | USA | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 205 lbs | - |
| Dudz, Lieutenant | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2051 | Frankfurt | GER | Right | Right | 6' 6" | 175 lbs | - |
| Jakob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Jose | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 39 | 12/07/2031 | Brooklyn | USA | Right | Left | 6' 6" | 200 lbs | - |
| Kevinchoate, Definitelynot | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 01/01/2051 | Dallas | USA | Left | Left | 6' 8" | 230 lbs | - |
| Legacypoint, Juan | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 19 | 10/29/2051 | Toronto | CAN | Left | Left | 6' 4" | 200 lbs | - |
| Martinez, Dennis | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2050 | Managua | NCA | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 180 lbs | - |
| Oil, Ed | RP | Kansas City Hepcats | 24 | 04/20/2047 | Seattle | USA | Right | Right | 6' 2" | 200 lbs | - |
| Catchers | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bones, Atlas | C | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2049 | San Carlos | USA | Right | Right | 6' 2" | 180 lbs | - |
| Pérez, Willderman | C | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2051 | Ciudad Bolívar | VEN | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 190 lbs | - |
| Infielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Justice, A.J. | 1B | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2049 | Boca Raton | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 310 lbs | - |
| Warwick, Cason | 1B | Kansas City Hepcats | 23 | 04/20/2048 | Toronto | CAN | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 150 lbs | - |
| Metts, Bookie | 2B | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2050 | Unknown | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 1" | 200 lbs | - |
| Named Later, Player To Be | 3B | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2051 | Unknown | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 2" | 200 lbs | - |
| Skoden, Les | SS | Kansas City Hepcats | 22 | 04/20/2049 | Niagara Falls | CAN | Left | Right | 6' 4" | 205 lbs | - |
| Slobberknocker, Jabberwockey | SS | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 06/22/2051 | Montreal | CAN | Switch | Right | 5' 10" | 180 lbs | - |
| Outfielders | Pos | Team | Age | DOB | POB | Nat. | Bats | Throws | Height | Weight | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lincoln-Mercury, Ford | LF | Kansas City Hepcats | 23 | 04/20/2048 | Detroit | USA | Switch | Right | 6' 4" | 225 lbs | - |
| Four, Hoy | CF | Kansas City Hepcats | 23 | 04/20/2048 | Stockholm | SWE | Right | Right | 6' 0" | 160 lbs | - |
| Johnson, Sydney | RF | Kansas City Hepcats | 21 | 04/20/2050 | Omaha | USA | Left | Right | 6' 1" | 200 lbs | - |
| Doubleneck, Gibson | DH | Kansas City Hepcats | 20 | 04/20/2051 | Richmond | ENG | Left | Right | 6' 4" | 170 lbs | - |
