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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Luke Aardema | 23 | 1B | 40 | 25 | 26 | 58 | 34 |
| Oso Altuve | 23 | CF | 35 | 30 | 20 | 30 | 30 |
| Gus Beavers | 23 | C | 35 | 20 | 49 | 45 | 21 |
| Girk Bigglet | 35 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Salvatore Bonpensiero | 21 | 1B | 48 | 35 | 53 | 40 | 40 |
| Dusty Conkling | 36 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Jose Forty-Three 24/7 | 22 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Zak Johnson III | 21 | 1B | 61 | 40 | 71 | 20 | 40 |
| Dirks Kryptonite | 24 | SS | 40 | 30 | 40 | 40 | 40 |
| Dante Lopez | 23 | RF | 41 | 41 | 38 | 35 | 41 |
| Thor Lore | 20 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Kanutake MeHire | 22 | 2B | 62 | 30 | 50 | 40 | 50 |
| Chuck Nasty | 21 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| LeSean Maximus Marbondalenny Pitchlord | 20 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| OneDog PowerBatLittleBark | 21 | LF | 53 | 20 | 50 | 40 | 50 |
| Darien Schak | 21 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Rusty Shackleford | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Josenacio Slothnacion | 22 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Sandman Summers | 22 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| John Valek IV | 21 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Girk Bigglet | 35 | RP | 54 | 48 | 60 | 91-93 Mph | 11 |
| Dusty Conkling | 36 | RP | 54 | 48 | 60 | 91-93 Mph | 11 |
| Jose Forty-Three 24/7 | 22 | RP | 54 | 48 | 60 | 91-93 Mph | 11 |
| Thor Lore | 20 | SP | 59 | 45 | 53 | 97-99 Mph | 50 |
| Chuck Nasty | 21 | SP | 70 | 45 | 60 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| LeSean Maximus Marbondalenny Pitchlord | 20 | SP | 60 | 45 | 51 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Darien Schak | 21 | RP | 49 | 55 | 55 | 90-92 Mph | 10 |
| Rusty Shackleford | 24 | RP | 52 | 44 | 55 | 91-93 Mph | 55 |
| Josenacio Slothnacion | 22 | RP | 50 | 45 | 51 | 91-93 Mph | 50 |
| Sandman Summers | 22 | RP | 60 | 51 | 50 | 90-92 Mph | 11 |
| John Valek IV | 21 | SP | 48 | 47 | 48 | 93-95 Mph | 50 |
