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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Turd Ferguson | 3rd | Tied for 3rd | 4th | |
| First Basemen | Stetson Laramie | 4th | Tied for 2nd | 4th | |
| Second Basemen | Goro Majima | 12th | Tied for 3rd | 13th | |
| Third Basemen | Troy Monopolitzki | 12th | Tied for 2nd | 12th | |
| Shortstops | Alan Greer | 11th | Tied for 1st | 11th | |
| Left Fielders | Les Skoden | 8th | Faramir Took | 1st | 1st |
| Center Fielders | Press Duckley Jr. | 5th | Tied for 1st | 5th | |
| Right Fielders | Player To Be Named Later | 6th | Tied for 1st | 6th | |
| Starting Pitchers | Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 7th | CC Slothbia | 9th | 6th |
| Relievers | William Nilliam | 3rd | CC Slothbia | 5th | 3rd |
| Closers | William Nilliam | 6th | CC Slothbia | 5th | 4th |
