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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Rob Littleton | 1st | Tied for 1st | 1st | |
| First Basemen | Turd Ferguson | 13th | Tied for 1st | 13th | |
| Second Basemen | Player To Be Named Later | 11th | Tied for 1st | 11th | |
| Third Basemen | Les Skoden | 5th | Tied for 1st | 5th | |
| Shortstops | 16th | Tied for 1st | 16th | ||
| Left Fielders | Jerry Mander | 6th | Tied for 1st | 6th | |
| Center Fielders | Press Duckley Jr. | 5th | Tied for 1st | 5th | |
| Right Fielders | Wyatt Whittle | 13th | Tied for 1st | 13th | |
| Starting Pitchers | Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 3rd | Tied for 1st | 3rd | |
| Relievers | William Nilliam | 14th | Tied for 1st | 14th | |
| Closers | Cybernetically Enhanced RoboDibble | 2nd | Tied for 1st | 2nd |
