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| Position | Top player | Team ranking | Top prospect | Organizational ranking | Overall ranking |
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| Catchers | Rob Littleton | 5th | Tied for 1st | 5th | |
| First Basemen | Turd Ferguson | 15th | Tied for 1st | 15th | |
| Second Basemen | Player To Be Named Later | 9th | Tied for 1st | 9th | |
| Third Basemen | Les Skoden | 7th | Tied for 1st | 7th | |
| Shortstops | Malcolm Kell | 8th | Tied for 1st | 8th | |
| Left Fielders | Jerry Mander | 4th | Tied for 1st | 4th | |
| Center Fielders | Press Duckley Jr. | 7th | Tied for 1st | 7th | |
| Right Fielders | Wyatt Whittle | 16th | Tied for 1st | 16th | |
| Starting Pitchers | Chad Innings-Eater | 1st | Tied for 1st | 1st | |
| Relievers | William Nilliam | 16th | Tied for 1st | 16th | |
| Closers | Cybernetically Enhanced RoboDibble | 8th | Tied for 1st | 8th |
