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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Press Duckley Jr. | 26 | CF | 67 | 40 | 76 | 66 | 65 |
| Olli Erikkson | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Turd Ferguson | 23 | 1B | 50 | 55 | 76 | 55 | 50 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 28 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 28 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Malcolm Kell | 31 | SS | 70 | 65 | 45 | 60 | 65 |
| Carlos Krash | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Stetson Laramie | 26 | DH | 59 | 50 | 103 | 50 | 50 |
| Rob Littleton | 31 | C | 91 | 69 | 60 | 75 | 80 |
| Leonidas Longpipe | 30 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Jerry Mander | 32 | LF | 89 | 60 | 60 | 75 | 84 |
| Player To Be Named Later | 25 | 2B | 77 | 60 | 50 | 50 | 65 |
| William Nilliam | 23 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Cybernetically Enhanced RoboDibble | 28 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Les Skoden | 27 | 3B | 70 | 65 | 74 | 62 | 70 |
| Johnny Tatum | 33 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Wyatt Whittle | 23 | RF | 49 | 49 | 35 | 44 | 50 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Olli Erikkson | 24 | RP | 101 | 57 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 28 | SP | 112 | 79 | 95 | 96-98 Mph | 50 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 28 | SP | 112 | 77 | 95 | 96-98 Mph | 60 |
| Carlos Krash | 24 | CL | 105 | 58 | 90 | 91-93 Mph | 30 |
| Leonidas Longpipe | 30 | SP | 113 | 79 | 95 | 96-98 Mph | 62 |
| William Nilliam | 23 | RP | 108 | 49 | 56 | 100+ Mph | 14 |
| Cybernetically Enhanced RoboDibble | 28 | RP | 116 | 78 | 70 | 100+ Mph | 30 |
| Johnny Tatum | 33 | SP | 110 | 66 | 88 | 96-98 Mph | 50 |
