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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Press Duckley Jr. | 29 | CF | 75 | 41 | 55 | 76 | 65 |
| Olli Erikkson | 27 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Joshua Homme III Esquire Limited | 25 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| Turd Ferguson | 26 | C | 61 | 70 | 86 | 68 | 60 |
| Alan Greer | 26 | SS | 73 | 30 | 24 | 30 | 69 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 31 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 31 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Carlos Krash | 27 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Stetson Laramie | 29 | 1B | 74 | 50 | 100 | 70 | 70 |
| Goro Majima | 23 | 2B | 73 | 35 | 40 | 40 | 60 |
| Troy Monopolitzki | 26 | 3B | 61 | 45 | 50 | 60 | 60 |
| Player To Be Named Later | 28 | RF | 83 | 70 | 55 | 72 | 75 |
| William Nilliam | 26 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Doc Rock | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| Les Skoden | 30 | LF | 70 | 70 | 81 | 69 | 70 |
| CC Slothbia | 21 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| Anthony Stover | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Faramir Took | 22 | LF | 55 | 35 | 20 | 50 | 47 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Olli Erikkson | 27 | RP | 105 | 58 | 76 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Joshua Homme III Esquire Limited | 25 | SP | 102 | 74 | 75 | 95-97 Mph | 50 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 31 | SP | 114 | 75 | 84 | 96-98 Mph | 50 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 31 | SP | 113 | 74 | 83 | 96-98 Mph | 50 |
| Carlos Krash | 27 | CL | 105 | 77 | 95 | 91-93 Mph | 30 |
| William Nilliam | 26 | RP | 119 | 66 | 70 | 100+ Mph | 30 |
| Doc Rock | 24 | RP | 106 | 58 | 73 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| CC Slothbia | 21 | RP | 101 | 55 | 61 | 96-98 Mph | 30 |
| Anthony Stover | 29 | SP | 106 | 68 | 69 | 91-93 Mph | 50 |
