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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aventurine | 26 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Press Duckley Jr. | 29 | CF | 83 | 35 | 44 | 74 | 75 |
| Olli Erikkson | 27 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Joshua Homme III Esquire Limited | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| Turd Ferguson | 26 | C | 61 | 61 | 82 | 65 | 60 |
| Alan Greer | 25 | SS | 73 | 30 | 24 | 30 | 69 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 31 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 31 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Carlos Krash | 27 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Stetson Laramie | 29 | 1B | 74 | 50 | 105 | 65 | 70 |
| Goro Majima | 23 | 2B | 67 | 35 | 40 | 40 | 54 |
| Jerry Mander | 35 | DH | 71 | 65 | 60 | 65 | 65 |
| Troy Monopolitzki | 25 | 3B | 61 | 40 | 50 | 60 | 60 |
| Player To Be Named Later | 28 | RF | 83 | 61 | 55 | 70 | 75 |
| William Nilliam | 25 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Doc Rock | 23 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| Les Skoden | 30 | LF | 70 | 70 | 84 | 70 | 70 |
| Anthony Stover | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aventurine | 26 | RP | 50 | 68 | 67 | 88-90 Mph | 30 |
| Olli Erikkson | 27 | RP | 104 | 57 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Joshua Homme III Esquire Limited | 24 | SP | 101 | 74 | 73 | 93-95 Mph | 50 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 31 | SP | 115 | 73 | 88 | 96-98 Mph | 60 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 31 | SP | 113 | 72 | 93 | 96-98 Mph | 50 |
| Carlos Krash | 27 | CL | 105 | 74 | 90 | 91-93 Mph | 30 |
| William Nilliam | 25 | RP | 119 | 57 | 69 | 100+ Mph | 30 |
| Doc Rock | 23 | RP | 106 | 54 | 70 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Anthony Stover | 29 | SP | 107 | 68 | 69 | 91-93 Mph | 52 |
