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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aventurine | 28 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Press Duckley Jr. | 31 | CF | 77 | 43 | 50 | 73 | 67 |
| Olli Erikkson | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Turd Ferguson | 28 | C | 61 | 70 | 96 | 71 | 60 |
| Slate Grey | 31 | LF | 73 | 50 | 70 | 63 | 63 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 33 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 33 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Carlos Krash | 29 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Stetson Laramie | 31 | 1B | 74 | 50 | 102 | 71 | 70 |
| Goro Majima | 25 | 2B | 73 | 35 | 40 | 40 | 60 |
| Troy Monopolitzki | 27 | 3B | 67 | 50 | 50 | 60 | 60 |
| Player To Be Named Later | 30 | RF | 83 | 65 | 55 | 76 | 75 |
| William Nilliam | 27 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Doc Rock | 25 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| CC Slothbia | 22 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| Ben Stackinpaper II | 24 | 1B | 55 | 40 | 86 | 50 | 50 |
| Anthony Stover | 31 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Faramir Took | 24 | LF | 59 | 40 | 20 | 61 | 50 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aventurine | 28 | RP | 50 | 68 | 67 | 88-90 Mph | 30 |
| Olli Erikkson | 29 | RP | 105 | 61 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 33 | SP | 110 | 73 | 74 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 33 | SP | 106 | 71 | 83 | 96-98 Mph | 50 |
| Carlos Krash | 29 | RP | 105 | 77 | 103 | 91-93 Mph | 30 |
| William Nilliam | 27 | SP | 114 | 72 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 80 |
| Doc Rock | 25 | SP | 104 | 61 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 65 |
| CC Slothbia | 22 | RP | 107 | 55 | 65 | 96-98 Mph | 30 |
| Anthony Stover | 31 | RP | 109 | 68 | 69 | 91-93 Mph | 50 |
