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| Name | Age | Pos | Contact | Gap | Power | Eye | Avoid K's |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aventurine | 25 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Press Duckley Jr. | 28 | CF | 83 | 35 | 35 | 72 | 75 |
| Olli Erikkson | 26 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Joshua Homme III Esquire Limited | 23 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 |
| Turd Ferguson | 25 | C | 58 | 55 | 80 | 59 | 55 |
| Alan Greer | 24 | SS | 68 | 30 | 20 | 30 | 66 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 30 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 30 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Carlos Krash | 26 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Stetson Laramie | 28 | 1B | 71 | 50 | 105 | 60 | 65 |
| Jerry Mander | 34 | RF | 74 | 55 | 55 | 70 | 70 |
| Troy Monopolitzki | 24 | DH | 57 | 40 | 50 | 60 | 54 |
| Player To Be Named Later | 27 | 2B | 83 | 45 | 41 | 70 | 75 |
| William Nilliam | 24 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Les Skoden | 29 | 3B | 70 | 67 | 80 | 70 | 70 |
| Anthony Stover | 28 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Johnny Tatum | 35 | P | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Wyatt Whittle | 25 | LF | 51 | 51 | 40 | 48 | 53 |
| Name | Age | Role | Stuff | Movement | Control | Velocity | Stamina |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aventurine | 25 | RP | 50 | 68 | 67 | 88-90 Mph | 30 |
| Olli Erikkson | 26 | RP | 102 | 57 | 75 | 98-100 Mph | 50 |
| Joshua Homme III Esquire Limited | 23 | SP | 98 | 73 | 66 | 92-94 Mph | 50 |
| Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III | 30 | SP | 115 | 76 | 94 | 96-98 Mph | 65 |
| Chad Innings-Eater | 30 | SP | 114 | 76 | 95 | 96-98 Mph | 60 |
| Carlos Krash | 26 | CL | 105 | 72 | 90 | 91-93 Mph | 30 |
| William Nilliam | 24 | RP | 117 | 57 | 67 | 100+ Mph | 30 |
| Anthony Stover | 28 | SP | 105 | 67 | 69 | 91-93 Mph | 52 |
| Johnny Tatum | 35 | RP | 108 | 52 | 77 | 96-98 Mph | 50 |
